QOTW: “Row Farmers & Stateful Sinners”

October 18, 2010 - dave-thomas functional-programming haskell

The second YOW talk Dave Thomas delivered back on the 30th September was entitled “Why Real Developers Embrace Functional Programming and NoSQL: Data Confessions of an Object’holic and Stateful Sinner”. Needless to say, it contained a fair bit of controversial content that Dave was fairly unapologetic about, including the bold pronouncement that ‘C# and Java will be legacy platforms in 5 years’.

The gist of the argument was:

Dave’s proposed solution is a wholesale movement towards Functional Programming.  This has been contemplated before (ie for the last forty years), but I think there’s more appetite in mainstream development communities today. Functional languages are available for both the Java & .NET runtimes (and have been for some time), but more importantly we’re seeing some FP paradigms pop up in imperative languages — eg Ruby, Python and even Linq in C#. I suspect the future will be much more heavily skewed towards multi-paradigm languages than Dave would prefer, but I can certainly see it happening.

So, count me in as a convert. I’m foolishly attempting to teach myself Haskell by following the excellent wikibook and building toy web apps with Happstack — expect to see some more posts on this subject soon as I muddle my way through.